PHOTOHUNTER: PINK

I found a couple of good "Pink" pictures this week!

Phase 1 Complete

Lieutenant: General, we’ve completed Phase 1 of operation S-D-W-A-M-H-I-B-T-Y-C-L-E, sir.

General: That’s good news Lieutenant! Do you have photographic conformation that the operation was completed successfully?

Lieutenant: Yes General, sir. Here it is, sir.






General: Lieutenant.

Lieutenant: Yes, General, sir.

General: Do any of the neighbors have any suspicions about what is going on?

Lieutenant: General, sir. Some of the neighbors have been peeping out their windows to try and get a look, but I don’t think they know exactly what is taking place. However, General, sir, there was one neighbor who drove by slowly this afternoon, looked at the soldiers and rolled his eyes while shaking his head. However, I don’t think he’ll be a problem, sir.

General: Why do you think he won’t be a problem, Lieutenant?

Lieutenant: Well, General, sir. I don’t think he will ever gain the holiday spirit. He’s never even so much as put a tree in his front window, sir.

General: Never be too cautious, Lieutenant. Make sure you keep an eye on him!

Lieutenant: Yes, General, sir.

General: Lieutenant, it’s time to commence Phase 2 of operation S-D-W-A-M-H-I-B-T-Y-C-L-E.

Lieutenant: Pardon, my objection sir, but isn’t it too early to commence Phase 2 of operation S-D-W-A-M-H-I-B-T-Y-C-L-E?

General: Lieutenant, you want to be in full combat by November 22; do you not?

Lieutenant: Yes, General, sir.

General: Then I suppose you better get to work on Phase 2 immediately.

Lieutenant: Yes, General, sir. Phase 2 will commence at 0700 tomorrow morning.

General: That’s good Lieutenant. I’ll expect a full report when you and your men are finished.

-OD

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PHOTOHUNTER: PRACTICAL

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The 3:30 am Haiku

She finally sleeps.
Daddy does not sleep. Awwww Man!
"That's what Swiper says."

This is the kind of stuff that goes through my head for a couple hours every other night. I think there might be something wrong.

-OD

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PHOTOHUNTER: SMELLY

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Commence Phase 1!

Today Oda Mae and I are beginning phase 1 of the Super-Duper-Way-Awesome-My-House-Is-Better-Than-Yours-Christmas-Light-Extravaganza.

Open letter to all of my neighbors:

Dear Neighbors:

If you don't start putting up lights in the next two weeks, you're going to lose again!

:)
-Oda Daddy

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So, I've always called these "Crabapples", but I can't seem to find them on the internet anywhere. What do you call it?

It's the Great Pumpkin Oda Mae

Yesterday, the fam and I went out to a local pumpkin patch to have some Fall fun. I have to say, it exceeded our expectations. The admission was free, that's the best part. There were plenty of opportunities for photos with all the hay and pumpkins everywhere. Oda Mae got to ride around on a toy tractor and sit on a real tractor and have her picture made.

We did pay $5.00 for a trek through a cornfield "maize" maze. :)

Also, a $1.00 fee for a tractor hay ride out to feed the cows and donkeys was worth way more than we paid.
We brought home a small pumpkin (Oda Mae sized) so we could test out my new black backdrop.

We had a good time!

Dominus vobiscum,

-Oda Daddy